My Life as Human Hockey Puck (Wally McDoogle #7) by Bill Myers

Classic stories from the Wally McDoogle series now with new designs and spot illustrations throughout.

Wally McDoogle, klutz-extraordinaire, has stumbled his way into sports stardom. But only Wally could end up playing hockey goalie against the monstrous Mad Dog Miller while being trapped in a chicken suit. Before his misadventures end, Wally finally learns the real dangers of jealousy and envy, and the true value of aspirin.